This is the reason why this gentleman is selling his Tom-Tom
on E-bay.
Tom-Tom GO 700 Automotive GPS Receiver for £160.00
You are bidding on a Tom-Tom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...
The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from Tom-Tom, with an internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.
I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigel’s door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...
Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent journeys had all been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a town far far away...
My wife bless her treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything amiss until she was driving East along the M4.
She then tried to act all innocent and lying through her cherry red venomous snake lips, asked if I could sort out her beloved Tom-Tom as something was terribly wrong with it: when she used it to drive to her sisters it took her along the M4.
I presume her sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
With the anger of the betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and anger caused me to accidentally delete all the files from the internal drive instead...
Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was coloured blue with profanity...
I find it difficult to believe her claims that this is all my fault...
I wasn't the one getting lost while travelling to Pencil Dick Nigel's house...
After much arguing she has decided her future lies in the squalor of Nigel's cockroach infested hovel...
Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed...
I now have her Tom-Tom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the software, and really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying, heartless, creature of the night.
All the other accessories are still in her car, so I hope they are happy living at Nigel’s together.
Therefore this auction is just for the Tom-Tom Go 700 itself...
I'm sure someone somewhere can make this work...
As an after thought...
There is no returns for this...I really don't want it back...
The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all proceeds will go to taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcohol, wine, women, and song...and if the price is right...maybe a curry to boot...
So please bid with confidence that all proceeds are for a very worthy cause...
Good Luck
The year that I worked at Forbidden Planet as a Manager,
I remembered one day seeing the sky turn blood red, cats were barking and dogs were meowing…and in the vast distance of the ether there was a baby’s cry and then followed by another.
John and Edward Grimes came into this world, and Jedward was born.
I am sooooooooo Old!
Over 3,000 people were killed in the 9/11 attacks.
That was 10 years ago today and since then we have had over 10,000 + deaths
including military and civilians on both sides of the global conflict on terror.
This war is stupid and we should not be involved in it, the real reason behind this conflict is for power and oil in the Middle East and the Western world wanting to own it all.
The last week or two I have been editing my old blog entries and moving them over to this brand new blog so that I can have the ultimate Uber-Blog.
I have copied most of my old stuff from the following blogs-
Eternal Fool
Eternal Midnight
Last Knight
Dawn Mage
Orc Barbarian
Annwyfn
Have Dice, Will Do Battle
Headworld.
Now I have edited out some stuff that I don't want to read again and any previous comments that were made, But I have not closed down any of my old journals for memory sake.
I hope you will like travelling down my memory lane over the last several years of my crazy exploits.
Happy Reading!
This week saw the 45th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek, the science fiction franchise that reflected the optimism of the space race and made science fiction mainstream years before George Lucas would manage to get Darth Vader to pant heavily. As a television show, it changed everything and taught the world many valuable lessons… like the ones we’re about to share with you.
The Hero Should Get The Girl – As Often As Possible
Doing the right thing may be a reward in and of itself, but it never hurts to sweeten the deal with lots of sexy alien ladies. Star Trek, unlike lesser shows, was unafraid to suggest that action isn’t its own reward, but action for a good cause could end up with an entirely different type of action as reward anyway.
Families Suck, Unless They’re The Families You Choose For Yourself
Another one in the slightly dysfunctional column, Star Trek is full of characters estranged from their families, yet fiercely protective and loyal to their crew. Trek was one of the first shows to not only deconstruct the atomic family at that time still inherent in American society, but also arguably the first to foreshadow the world that was to follow, where individuals created their own definitions of family.
Extras Are Entirely Expendable
Only Star Trek dared to make it explicitly clear that, if you don’t do something to stand out in a crowd, you will likely end up dead from some unbelievable threat sooner rather than later.
You Cannae Change The Laws of Physics (Unless It Suits Your Purposes)
As Scotty was fond of telling us, some things are just plain immutable – and yet, every week, the Enterprise managed to survive despite those unchangeable laws. Why? Lateral thinking (and some ropey psuedo-science, sure, but let’s stick to the point here). Star Trek taught us to never just accept things as they were, and to try and find the real life version of doing something funky with dilithium crystals.
Aliens Are Just Like Us, Apart From That Nose Thing
If ever there was a case of making a negative into a positive, it’s seeing how the low make-up budget of the various Treks turns into a lesson about how we’re all pretty much the same no matter what race we come from – Xenophobia be damned, Trek said, we’re just wrinkly-noses, funny-foreheads or pointy-ears away from all being exactly the same.
Patience Is A Virtue When Dealing With Alien Races
You might think that Star Trek only taught the value of conflict, but no – Look at The Next Generation, and the fact that the Klingons are now onboard the Enterprise, or Voyager‘s Borg crewmate, and realize that what Trek was really saying is “Just hold on, and your enemies will end up working with you because circumstances will cause you all to realize that there are even worse things out there waiting to screw you up.”
The Good Guys Always Win
The most important lesson of all. After all, even when the crew of the starship Enterprise lost – Say, for example, Spock dying – there would always be a happy ending somewhere down the line. As long as you were doing the right thing, Trek demonstrated, everything would turn out alright in the end
45 years ago today,
Television and Science Fiction was changed forever as Star Trek was first broadcast.
Following the original series was -
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
And Eleven Movies.
We shall never forget the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE NCC 1701.
Space: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life
and new civilizations,
to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Anyway here are a few photos of Candy and Myself that we took recently.
Do you think I have a minor OCD condition when I just put all of the 202 items that was in my recycle bin in type order
(all the pics together, all the word docs together, etc)
so they can go to electronic heaven together as buddies,
or am I just weird?
I had an interesting chat with an old friend on Facebook last night, about the Jedward twins being on Celebrity Big Brother.
Now I really like them and find them crazy but sweet young gentlemen who are very intelligent but yet innocent, and they are constantly getting attacked by people who hate them for stupid reasons.
Below is the Facebook status and following comments of several people, including myself.
Anita: I swear these idiot twins get more annoying with their stupid fake accent every day!! One word comes to mind but I'm too innocent to post it. Way too close for brothers!
Andy: Gay lovers
Adam: Defo
Herbert: WANKERS!!!
Andy: Half wits !
Marc: I cant stand the fucking twats !!! Kill the pair of them !
Jason Louis:
Wow such love for Jedward! What fake accent's? and of course they are close, they are twins! they have grown up in a close-knit family and they support each other. and everyone who is saying that they are gay is just stupid, why are they gay? is it because they are shy with women, is it because they are very sweet and nice and don't swear, drink, and do drugs like most of the British society who are quick to judge those who are different from them? they are 19yrs old and multi-millionaires, they have fun and they are innocent.
Anita: No Jason it's because they wash each other!!!
Anita: They’re Irish not American - okaaayyy
Jason Louis:
OMG! so what? have you ever washed Andy? has your mum ever washed you? so the whole point of them being gay is that they wash each other?!
Anita: I never said they were gay. My mum stopped washing me when I was old enough to hold the sponge myself and washing your husband or wife is totally different from washing your twin brother who is perfectly capable of washing himself.
Jason Louis:
I don't understand people's sheeple comments and getting on the bandwagon by dissing certain celebrity's. They are not everybody's cup of tea but to call them gay and wanting to kill them is bloody stupid.
Grow up people and open your eyes instead of following the herd.
Anyway as you can read, there are a lot of people out there who are just plain stupid.
