This is my Journal of my Adventures, Dreams, and Thoughts.
Enjoy the Ride.
28 January 2013
23 January 2013
AVENGERS TOYS
Candy has ordered two Avenger playsets for me at Argos.
The S.H.I.E..D. Helicarrier and the Quinjet.
The S.H.I.E..D. Helicarrier and the Quinjet.
CANDY SHOP
Candy has gone shopping to Northallerton to finish off what we could not last week.
I decided to stay at home as my legs are swollen and my back is hurting.
Candy won’t be too long shopping.
I told her to treat herself and me to prezzies,
so Candy is going to order some Avengers stuff for me at Argos and she will treat herself to a Netbook which she needs for her writing and artwork.
Candy misses using the internet as we have to share ‘DAVE’ our Laptop,
and often it’s me who uses it more often. lol
I really do miss her and worry about her when she goes out and she does the same about me staying at home on my own.
Since Nov 2004, we have only ever been apart when she goes out shopping for a short while
or when I was in hospital last year for a few weeks and even then the last week she stayed with me in my private room.
We are what you call Soulmates.
And I hope my friends have their own or will find one soon.
I decided to stay at home as my legs are swollen and my back is hurting.
Candy won’t be too long shopping.
I told her to treat herself and me to prezzies,
so Candy is going to order some Avengers stuff for me at Argos and she will treat herself to a Netbook which she needs for her writing and artwork.
Candy misses using the internet as we have to share ‘DAVE’ our Laptop,
and often it’s me who uses it more often. lol
I really do miss her and worry about her when she goes out and she does the same about me staying at home on my own.
Since Nov 2004, we have only ever been apart when she goes out shopping for a short while
or when I was in hospital last year for a few weeks and even then the last week she stayed with me in my private room.
We are what you call Soulmates.
And I hope my friends have their own or will find one soon.
20 January 2013
19 January 2013
SNOW CANDY
Stokesley is dangerous!
Ice and snow all over the place but there is no grit or salt on the ground,
not even on the cobbles.
Candy slipped a few times as she was distracted by the snowflakes and texting me about it. Lol
Ice and snow all over the place but there is no grit or salt on the ground,
not even on the cobbles.
Candy slipped a few times as she was distracted by the snowflakes and texting me about it. Lol
18 January 2013
MY BIG DAY OUT
Yesterday I finally got my DLA sorted and was paid my backdated amount of money, we just need to get Candy’s carers allowance paid to us and then we should be back to normal and not be struggling again(fingers crossed).
We went shopping to Northallerton and we treated ourselves to some prezzies as we never celebrated our birthdays, our anniversary and Christmas last year.
I did feel a bit guilty in buying stuff for us as we have not done so in such a long time but Candy reminded me that we deserved it after the last year of crapstorm we have both had.
We had a meal at the Durham Ox pub and I had an amazing cheese burger, chips, and onion rings which is a meal I’ve not had in a very long time and I have missed eating onion rings, Candy had hunters chicken with salad which she enjoyed.
As we were eating our meal, our landlord texted me wanting to know what time and where to meet us to pick up the rent.
So Candy met him to hand over our rent money and he ‘forgot’ to give us his account details for any future payments, he did say he would email me last night, but so far nothing.
(Dodgy Git!)
After our meal we went over to Argos to order some stuff to be delivered as we needed a vacuum cleaner and packing boxes.
Whilst we were there, I treated Candy to some My Little Pony stuff as she collects the toys and I bought myself a new mobile phone. It only cost me £9.99 and it is a small standard purple phone with text only, nothing fancy, no apps, no internet or camera. Which is how I like it.
It is smaller than a Star Trek Communicator!
I was feeling tired at this point as I had not been out in months and my back and legs stiffed up and was causing me lots of pain, so we went to Wilkensons for me to sit down and Candy did some more shopping.
At this point it had gone 4pm and I was in so much pain so instead of getting a bus home we ordered a taxi which cost us £30 but it was almost worth it as I had trouble getting my legs in and out and I hurt my left leg so much that it started to bleed, so Candy had to change my bandages.
It was not the taxi drivers fault, it was due to me having mobility issues and not being in a car for over a year.
It was both a good and bad day and I did get frustrated with myself for not being able to do lots and go to more shops but seeing that it has been the first time I’ve been out in over 7 months and not been shopping in over a year, I think I did okay.
I am going to try again next week to go back to Northallerton as I need to buy some books from Waterstones, buy lots more make-up at Boots for Candy and treat her to more clothes and check out the Blockbusters there before they close.
We went shopping to Northallerton and we treated ourselves to some prezzies as we never celebrated our birthdays, our anniversary and Christmas last year.
I did feel a bit guilty in buying stuff for us as we have not done so in such a long time but Candy reminded me that we deserved it after the last year of crapstorm we have both had.
We had a meal at the Durham Ox pub and I had an amazing cheese burger, chips, and onion rings which is a meal I’ve not had in a very long time and I have missed eating onion rings, Candy had hunters chicken with salad which she enjoyed.
As we were eating our meal, our landlord texted me wanting to know what time and where to meet us to pick up the rent.
So Candy met him to hand over our rent money and he ‘forgot’ to give us his account details for any future payments, he did say he would email me last night, but so far nothing.
(Dodgy Git!)
After our meal we went over to Argos to order some stuff to be delivered as we needed a vacuum cleaner and packing boxes.
Whilst we were there, I treated Candy to some My Little Pony stuff as she collects the toys and I bought myself a new mobile phone. It only cost me £9.99 and it is a small standard purple phone with text only, nothing fancy, no apps, no internet or camera. Which is how I like it.
It is smaller than a Star Trek Communicator!
I was feeling tired at this point as I had not been out in months and my back and legs stiffed up and was causing me lots of pain, so we went to Wilkensons for me to sit down and Candy did some more shopping.
At this point it had gone 4pm and I was in so much pain so instead of getting a bus home we ordered a taxi which cost us £30 but it was almost worth it as I had trouble getting my legs in and out and I hurt my left leg so much that it started to bleed, so Candy had to change my bandages.
It was not the taxi drivers fault, it was due to me having mobility issues and not being in a car for over a year.
It was both a good and bad day and I did get frustrated with myself for not being able to do lots and go to more shops but seeing that it has been the first time I’ve been out in over 7 months and not been shopping in over a year, I think I did okay.
I am going to try again next week to go back to Northallerton as I need to buy some books from Waterstones, buy lots more make-up at Boots for Candy and treat her to more clothes and check out the Blockbusters there before they close.
15 January 2013
WINTER WONDERLAND
Candy is an excitable little bunny today as it is SNOWING outside and she loves the snow
I'm not a huge fan of that weather but I better get used to it in case there is another Ice Age upon us.
Candy has even gone out shopping right now to buy treats and rescue Plushies from the evil charity shops.
We have a huge collection of Plushies which are like family to us,
and they really have become alive in a way, showing emotions and moving about when no one is watching.
So I have told Candy that she can buy more of them if we have money.
and finally we now have money, well not all of it but I have 11 weeks worth of backdated DLA benefits which will come in useful.
Hopefully we are both going to Northallerton to shop and to treat ourselves to some goodies.
Anyway I will update later.
I'm not a huge fan of that weather but I better get used to it in case there is another Ice Age upon us.
Candy has even gone out shopping right now to buy treats and rescue Plushies from the evil charity shops.
We have a huge collection of Plushies which are like family to us,
and they really have become alive in a way, showing emotions and moving about when no one is watching.
So I have told Candy that she can buy more of them if we have money.
and finally we now have money, well not all of it but I have 11 weeks worth of backdated DLA benefits which will come in useful.
Hopefully we are both going to Northallerton to shop and to treat ourselves to some goodies.
Anyway I will update later.
10 January 2013
THREE WOMEN
Three women were about to be executed.
One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !!
and suddenly the brunette yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!".
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.
So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ...!! and suddenly the redhead yelled "TORNADO!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.
By now, the blonde had it all figured out.
They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !! and the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !!
and suddenly the brunette yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!".
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.
So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ...!! and suddenly the redhead yelled "TORNADO!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.
By now, the blonde had it all figured out.
They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim ... !! and the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
POOR GUY
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck."
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.
I love you too!!"
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck."
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.
I love you too!!"
DISPELLING THE MYTHS...
Seals are actually dog mermaids,
Bats are really mouse angels,
and
Rhinos are just fat unicorns!
Bats are really mouse angels,
and
Rhinos are just fat unicorns!
09 January 2013
6 FILM PLOTS IN 6 WORDS
1/ Incestuous Jedi Destroys Dad’s Metal Moon.
2/ Big gorilla takes unexpected City-break.
3/ Horse goes to War Comes Home.
4/ "Are you a Nice Prostitute?", "Yes".
5/ Kristin Stewart looks miserable for hours.
6/ Bond wins Poker, Receives Bollocks Torture.
2/ Big gorilla takes unexpected City-break.
3/ Horse goes to War Comes Home.
4/ "Are you a Nice Prostitute?", "Yes".
5/ Kristin Stewart looks miserable for hours.
6/ Bond wins Poker, Receives Bollocks Torture.
08 January 2013
UPCOMING SUPERHERO MOVIES
Iron Man 3 - April 26, 2013
Man Of Steel - June 14, 2013
Kick-Ass 2 - July 19, 2013
The Wolverine - July 25, 2013
Thor: The Dark World - November 8, 2013
Captain America: The Winter Solider - April 4, 2014
Amazing Spider-Man 2 - May 2, 2014
X-Men: Days Of Future Past - July 18, 2014
Guardians Of The Galaxy - August 1, 2014
Fantastic Four - March 6, 2015
The Avengers 2 - May 1, 2015
Justice League - June, 2015
Ant-Man - November 6, 2015
Doctor Strange - 2016
Dates might change.
Man Of Steel - June 14, 2013
Kick-Ass 2 - July 19, 2013
The Wolverine - July 25, 2013
Thor: The Dark World - November 8, 2013
Captain America: The Winter Solider - April 4, 2014
Amazing Spider-Man 2 - May 2, 2014
X-Men: Days Of Future Past - July 18, 2014
Guardians Of The Galaxy - August 1, 2014
Fantastic Four - March 6, 2015
The Avengers 2 - May 1, 2015
Justice League - June, 2015
Ant-Man - November 6, 2015
Doctor Strange - 2016
Dates might change.
07 January 2013
JOKE OR TRUTH?
A Muslim, An African, and a Socialist walk into a bar...
...the bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"
...the bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"
04 January 2013
EXTRA CHRISTMAS PREZZIES
Excellent!
My Christmas parcel has finally arrived,
I ordered a Luxury Plush Neck Massager for Candy and a Thundercats Thundertank for myself.
All down to order now, pay later scheme.
Candy has a huge happy smile on her face now!
My Christmas parcel has finally arrived,
I ordered a Luxury Plush Neck Massager for Candy and a Thundercats Thundertank for myself.
All down to order now, pay later scheme.
Candy has a huge happy smile on her face now!
02 January 2013
GOODBYE 2012 - HELLO 2013
Sorry for not being online, but I had no credit for my dongle!
Did you all have a good New Year’ Eve?
We had a quite one, watched some TV - Prince of Persia, Scary Movie 4, and Fletch.
Had a lovely dinner and I had a glass of whisky from a bottle we have had since Christmas 2011.
But the best part of the night was the kiss!
At 23:58pm until 00:02am I gave Candy the most passionate, loving kiss and cuddle in a long time as it ended 2012 for us and began 2013.
A very good end of a bad year and a fantastic beginning to a brand new year.
I hope everyone else had someone to share the end of 2012 with and if not, I hope you will find that love this coming year, as everyone of you all deserve love and cuddles.
Did you all have a good New Year’ Eve?
We had a quite one, watched some TV - Prince of Persia, Scary Movie 4, and Fletch.
Had a lovely dinner and I had a glass of whisky from a bottle we have had since Christmas 2011.
But the best part of the night was the kiss!
At 23:58pm until 00:02am I gave Candy the most passionate, loving kiss and cuddle in a long time as it ended 2012 for us and began 2013.
A very good end of a bad year and a fantastic beginning to a brand new year.
I hope everyone else had someone to share the end of 2012 with and if not, I hope you will find that love this coming year, as everyone of you all deserve love and cuddles.
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