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Return of the Funnies Part One

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

I Can't Think of a Title Post

So Christmas has come and gone, and we had a very quite time, just the two of us in the Louis household.
It was rather a good Christmas and much better than the year before as I was ill at the time.
On Boxing Day we went out for a walk into town, and we were surrounded by loads of people gathering for the Boxing Day hunt.
Just past the gathering of people, there were the horses and the riders all dressed up and ready to hunt down some poor defenceless animals.
I do have photos, which I will post later.
I know they say animal hunting is banned, but I don’t trust these posh knobs that say they don’t do it anymore as they gather their hunting dogs to kill.

Well I am in TV Heaven at the moment, what with NCIS, Torchwood, Primeval, Shameless, Moving Wallpaper/Echo Beach, and Never Mind the Buzzcocks on the box, It’s all goodness.

Sad to hear about the death of Heath Ledger the other day, he was destined to be one of the Hollywood Greats.
I hear that his upcoming performance of the Joker in the Dark Knight movie will be the best.
I will be looking forward to seeing that film but I will have a glint of sadness as I did when I watched the Crow.
Now who will play the part of the Joker in the third Batman flick?
We will have to wait until 2010/11 for that answer.

The title of the new James Bond movie has now been revealed to be –
The Quantum of Solace.
It’s still going to be bollocks with Daniel Craig in the lead role.

Well we will be moving in the next several weeks, we are packing up at the moment but it is taking ages, as I can’t physically do a lot due to my back injury.
So it does mean I won’t be online as much as I was for the next month or two as I will be too busy.
So my journal entries will be random but if anyone is interested in me, you can still email me at my address or leave a message on my face book page.
Please do, as I love getting mail!

See ya soon folks…

It's a Wonderful Life

I miss blogging on a regular basis. I have access to the Internet at the local library for 55 minutes only for 3-4 days only if I’m really lucky. It really sucks!
I miss scanning through various online message boards, paranormal websites, and tweaking my various web journals with new plug-on’s.
I honestly can’t wait to get back online fully and chat to my friends on msn messenger.

I’ve been aware recently how lucky I am to have such a good close-knit group of friends.
I miss seeing them everyday, and catching up with any gossip.
It is one of the problems of living in the wilderness and away from any decent civilizations.
To all who know me and like me, I salute you!

I have finally come up with an umbrella title for my comic book publishing empire.
Out goes Black Cat Press, and in comes Annwyfn Comics. ©
(Anoi’ven: Hades, Celtic land of the dead).
It represents the spirit of what I want to write, the mystery and mysticism of my inner voice.
The following titles that will get published at some point are:
The Impossible Adventures of Jack Infinity – An action packed Sci-Fi adventure.
The Chronicles of Blackwold – A dimensional hopping fantasy western.
The Wooden Knight – A magical Fantasy quest.
The Incredible Iron Lion – An epic superhero adventure.

So as you can see I am going to be busy next year!

Well tomorrow is my first wedding anniversary, plus it's Halloween and a Wiccan's new year.
So it's going to be a very busy day.
I can't believe I have been living in Easingwold for nearly 23 months now, the time has flown, so much has happened since I have been here.
Candy has made me the most happiest man alive, I am honoured and proud to be her husband.

Candy I love you Darling, Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.
xxx

Good and Bad

I am getting so fed up with the new TV shows that are on now, so called exciting programs that pull you into watching them and then you get disappointed by the results.
Three of the biggest autumn TV shows were -

The Outsiders - which was really boring, no action at all, heck I have seen more action scenes in the soaps that I watch.
It was supposed to be an action packed espionage thriller that did not deliver.

Cracker – which was so bloody tedious and boring that I almost fell asleep.

And the new series of Robin Hood which was laughable and quite rubbish, I don’t think I will be watching this program again.
They got so many things wrong with the mythology of this show, that it felt like an American low budget programme.

Thank goodness for soaps!


I have been checking my BP everyday now with this new monitor I bought the other week, and with the new medications I am taking my levels are getting lower.
I am still struggling with my diabetes medicine as it is not working as well as I would like it to do. And I am suffering really bad from an overload of increased sugar levels.
But I am going to a diabetic clinic for help next month.

Bought myself a new mobile phone last week with a camera attachment, so I can take loads of photos of my beautiful wife!
And naked ones of myself ;-)
but you don't have to worry, none of it will be published on here!

Finally got ourselves a chest freezer yesterday at last we can buy lots of meat and other healthy food.
Plus we can also order ourselves a bed as well, as we have been sleeping on the floor for the last few months after breaking our old one.

So fingers crossed, I think things are slowly getting back on track and if things do go to plan, we will definitely be moving next year.

Bad Health

My health has not been improving of late, My type II diabetes is getting slightly worse, as so is my blood pressure.
The medication's that I am taking are alright but the side effects have been really bad for me, so much so that I have trouble sometimes thinking and forming words and my mobility is very shaky that sometimes I have to walk with a walking stick.
But I must continue trying different medication's and trying to get a better result.
I even bought a BP monitor yesterday so I can test it at home.

And now on to other bad news, our new pet budgie Treacle passed away a couple of weeks ago,
I discovered his lifeless body at the bottom of his cage that he shares with our other budgie Custard, she was devastated and now a bit scared whenever we come near the cage.
Scarlet was extremely upset as I bought her the budgie as a present, he was a very beautiful blue budgie and will be sadly missed.

Ho hum...meh.

On to other good news now...

Bought X-Men 3 yesterday and we really enjoyed it, it was a very good movie, had a few faults with it due to the characters and plot lines, but overall a good film.

Been designing more stuff for Iron Lion, including some art concepts that Scarlet has been coming up with.
So far it is looking good.
Got the general storyline background pretty much written up on loads of scrap pieces of paper everywhere haha.

Next week we are planning on slowly getting back into going for walks down the lane, etc.
Just to get fitter and to lose a bit more weight, we are also trying to balance our diets and eating less food.

More later on.

The (Secret) Origin of Fable Part 1

So who am I?
Many tales have been told of my origin, some are true, whilst some are false to mislead you.

Is Fable my true name?
The answer is both yes and no, at this stage in my life Fable is my name, maybe later on the name will change, but will I?

What is my occupation?
I have had many trades over the years, from working in a cinema to working as a trainee florist, but at this moment I am simply a weaver of tales and legends in my pursuit of being a writer.

What else have I done in my life?
I have had the pleasure and honour of pursuring ghosts as a member of a team of ghost hunters and being trained up as a spiritual medium in training.
The supernatural is in my blood, and I am a great believer and practitioner of magick and the occult.
I have also had the pleasure and honour of being part of a paranormal website that I once used to administrate.

Where do I originate from?
I was born in an old fishing port in the north east of england,
I now live in Middle Earth with the local hobbits.

How old am I?
I feel both young and old in my views on life.
But in fact I have seen over 30 winters come and pass in my time.

Whom am I related to?
I no longer have any relatives by blood now but by spirit and true friendship I have siblings who I can always call upon for aid and laughter.

Who is my soulmate?
My sweet and amazing wife Scarlet, my love of my life and my everything.
She makes my heart sing and gives me a reason to wake up in the morning, she truly is my love.

Describe myself?
I am 6ft1 with a slight tummy on me, I suffer from being a very good cook.
I have short black hair with grey streaks in it and chocolate brown eyes, I need to wear glasses as I am short sighted.
I also have a part time beard.

What is my star sign?
My sign is Taurus, sometimes I even act like a typical tauren.

End of Part 1

Greetings Fellow Reader

My name is Fable, and I am the author of this web journal.
These are my thoughts, ideas, dreams and rants about everything that means something to me.
In the past I have had other journals, some lasted for years, while others lasted only a few months.
I live in Middle Earth with my sweet wife Scarlet, where we weave magic together and enjoy our lives in this beautiful countryside.
Please feel free to make comments, but beware if you make any comments that offend myself or my principles I will delete it straight away.

It's All Gravy

I have been having a good week so far,

Candy and I have been coming up with a lot more stuff for our comic book, which is turning out to be great.
Her designs for the characters are turning out really well.

We are also planning our First wedding anniversary/honeymoon/holiday for October.
One of the ideas I came up with is to pop down to Ilfracombe in Cornwall, an old friend of mine works in a hotel there that happens to be haunted by a number of poltergeists and she has asked me to investigate it for her.
We are looking into ways to get down their and how much it will cost.
Via coach it will be a ten-hour journey down there.
Still have not decided if we will go yet or not.

Treated myself to a new tarot deck yesterday as my old one got damaged at Christmas, it is a very cool deck.
Bought it from one of my favourite shops in York – Odd Bodkins, the place is full of witchy and metaphysical objects.

Buying a new budgie this weekend to keep Custard company, she seems really lonely by herself, bless her.

Found another statue of Bast on Wednesday, it adds to our collection I suppose. Both Candy and I seem to be connected to her as we both have had a Bast statue before we got together.
And as for a Christmas present from a neighbour we got a larger statue of Bast.

As I am writing this (Thursday evening 21:16) I am listening to my sci-fi CD and the soundtrack for the greatest Star Trek movie came on – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, this movie was excellent, THE best Trek movie, even greater than First Contact and Nemesis.
Captain Kirk rocks!

Well I suppose I must go for now.

Just a Typical Post

Last night was the Big Brother Finale, ok enough of the groans now folks, I can’t help but loving the latest series, and I was backing Aisleyne to win the show.
Apart from looking really nice (nice butt as well) she has gone on the most journey than anyone else has in the house, and I think she personally deserves to win.
But alas Pete won the show, he had been tipped to be the winner from the very beginning.
I am glad he did win, but the show was so very fixed.
I hope this will be the last BB show they will produce.

Lost is getting good now, the last ep of this season should be a real corker.
I heard something bad will happen to three of the characters in the last episode.

Personal note of glory here folks is that I have not had a cigarette in over 22 months now! And that is my determination to stay healthy for my Candy and for myself.
Going cold turkey like that was the strongest and hardest things I have ever done.
No cigarette’s + no smoking weed = healthy Jason.
I don’t even drink hardly that much now.
My first drink was last week when we bought a bottle of whisky.
It was our first drink since Christmas.

The country life is doing wonders for me, I might not like nearly all the people here in Easingwold, but the place itself is wonderful.
The views from our windows are beautiful, wildlife on our doorstep.
We had nesting owls in our front tree, bats flying around our front lane at night time, various species of butterflies around with fantastic bright colours, squirrels in our trees, rabbits in the field opposite, beautiful nesting wildlife birds in the wetlands at the back of our house, pheasants in our garden with dragon flies darting about them.
It is a very beautiful and serine place to live.
The best thing is that no one can build anything around us as the Woodland Trust protects the land.

Lets look at my life now –
I live in a very rich market town situated in a very beautiful part of North Yorkshire, in a three-bedroom house that I always wanted.
I am married to my soulmate, my sweetheart, my Candy who I love eternally. The lady is everything to me.
I spend all my time with my wife, cooking, drawing, writing, laughing, having fun, playing games, and enjoying life.
I don’t work here in Easingwold because I am too old and over qualified for any of the jobs here (I’m not kidding!).
I’m concentrating fully on writing my comic book now, and I am also thinking about writing articles for a local paranormal magazine.
I don’t get stressed any more. I really don’t have any worries now.

The only peeves that I have now are some of the inbred farmers that live in Easingwold, and that my diabetes medication can be a real pain in the backside.

So all in all I'm sorted!

About Bloody Time!

I've written the first three rough drafts for The Incredible Iron Lion© and started on the first issue's script, Candy has come up with a very intriguing costume design for the character which looks really good.
I'm going to speak to an old friend about how to go about publishing the comic book as he has had experience in publishing his own comic book.

In 13 week's time, I will be celebrating my first wedding anniversary, I can't wait, and it really has gone very quickly this year.

Sci-fi news now:
The studios have confirmed that the sequel to Batman Begins will be called Batman: The Dark Knight.
Christian Bale will once again don the cowl of the Dark Knight, with a very surprising choice for the Joker.
Heath Ledger will play the Clown Prince of Crime.
The movie will be out in 2008.

Also out in 2008 will be Iron Man from Marvel Entertainment.
There has been no casting for this film just yet, but they have confirmed an unknown actor for the lead.

The other night we had a major storm in Easingwold, the winds were strong enough to loosen the electrical cables outside of our house.
Big shiny blue electrical sparks were dancing up and down the cables and some of our neighbours lost power to their homes.
It kept Candy and I up all night!

Found a pair of very cool red booties for candy yesterday, I'm going to treat her to them next week. And I will treat myself to some comics as usual J

Anyway more later next week, after I have Slayed some Trolls.
BooYah!