Did You Know…On Today

On New Years Eve in 1759,
Arthur Guinness signed a 9,000-year lease at £45 per annum to the St. James Gate Brewery in Dublin and began brewing Guinness.

Shiny Dreams

Last night Candy was having a post-apocalyptic dream and she was escaping from a building that was falling down around her due to an earthquake, and in typical Candy fashion she spots an open tin with sparkly beads inside it and stops to grab them before escaping!
Even in her dreams Candy gets distracted by the shiny stuff.
sigh....I Love You Baby. x

No longer just theories: The top 10 conspiracy facts of 2011

No longer just theories: The top 10 conspiracy facts of 2011

R.I.P. Cheeta

Cheetah-Mike, a male chimpanzee who was born in 1931 and was one of the original ‘Cheetas’ from the Tarzan movies has died on December 24th of kidney failure aged 80 years old.

U.S. District Court Rules Iran Behind 9/11 Attacks

A federal district court in Manhattan yesterday entered a historic ruling that reveals new facts about Iran's support of al Qaeda in the 9/11 attacks.
U.S. District Judge George B. Daniels ruled yesterday that Iran and Hezbollah materially and directly supported al Qaeda in the September 11, 2001 attacks
and are legally responsible for damages to hundreds of family members of 9/11 victims who are plaintiffs in the case.

We all know that this is coming, this war against Iran, but coming up with bullshit like this to justify a conflict is just fucking stupid.
The casualties will be high on both sides and if China, Russia and perhaps North Korea get involved then you are looking at World War III.

Happy Holidays Iran, Let’s hope it is not your last.

Mayan Apocalypse

Well the countdown to the end of the world starts today.
The Mayan calendar ends on the 21/12/2012 and many people across the world predicts that this is the finale day for mankind as the Apocalypse will destroy the world.
Other people think that a great spiritual change will happen to mankind and we will all ascend to a higher plane.
And then you have the idea that nothing is going to happen and that life will just continue on it’s merry way.
I personally have no clue on what is going to happen, I hope that the world is not going to end and that everything will be dandy.
Lets see shall we….

Another One Bites The Dust

The North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has finaly died of a heart attack.
The scary leader of one of the most powerful nuclear countries this world has (apart from America) is now dead,
Now that makes three dictators dead (or two as Osama died years ago in my opinion) this year.

So who's next?

The Country of IRAN!
I would be worried if I was you Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
You could be next in President Obama's Axis of Evil Top Trump Cards.

R.I.P. Joe Simon

R.I.P. to a great legend and one of the most important people in the golden age of the comic book industry.
He co-created Captain America and was also the first editor of Timely Comics which would evolve into Marvel Comics.

Goodbye Mr.Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense , who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.

GUNPOWDER PLOT ANNIVERSARY

The day we celebrate the failure of the assassination of King James I and the destruction of the House of Lords.

Happy Halloversary

Today we just chilled and watched TV and we had Lasagne and Chips for our Wedding Anniversary dinner which was yummy.

My sweet and beautiful Candy,
Back in 2005 you made me the most happiest Jason in the world when you said "I Do". and guess what baby, I still am.
Thank you for being my wife, my best friend, my soulmate, and my everything.
I Love You. Xxx

Depressing

This Year

2011 is shaping up to be the year of protest, the year we finally wake up against the powers that be, the year that our voice will not be denied.
The Occupy Movement,
The Dale Farm Travellers,
The Freedom Fighters in the Eastern Countries,
Students,
Fathers,
Sons,
Mothers,
Daughters,
We are all the 99%
Let's make sure that 2012 will bring us the freedom that we need.

Hecate

A powerful and beautiful Goddess that I have requested help from in the past.

R.I.P Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs passed away today.
He was an absolute genius and co-founder of Apple,
and the man behind the Ipad, Iphone, etc.

UFO ?

Candy and I saw this 'UFO' this morning around 1:14am. We could not take a photo of it so this is a representation of what we saw. the object pulsed and the lights went on and off and was visible for about 15-20 minutes until it disappeared completely.
there was no noise or any sound in the area and no reflections of any kind, and It was above cloud level but seemed quite close or it could have been bigger then we thought.
Now I am not saying it's an alien craft but it is an unknown object in the sky. plus it was bright enough for me to make out without my glasses on as I am blind as a bat without them.

Funny but Sad E-Bay Story

This is the reason why this gentleman is selling his Tom-Tom
on E-bay.




Tom-Tom GO 700 Automotive GPS Receiver for £160.00

You are bidding on a Tom-Tom Go 700

This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...

The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from Tom-Tom, with an internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.

I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigel’s door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...

Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent journeys had all been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a town far far away...

My wife bless her treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything amiss until she was driving East along the M4.
She then tried to act all innocent and lying through her cherry red venomous snake lips, asked if I could sort out her beloved Tom-Tom as something was terribly wrong with it: when she used it to drive to her sisters it took her along the M4.
I presume her sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
With the anger of the betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and anger caused me to accidentally delete all the files from the internal drive instead...

Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was coloured blue with profanity...
I find it difficult to believe her claims that this is all my fault...
I wasn't the one getting lost while travelling to Pencil Dick Nigel's house...

After much arguing she has decided her future lies in the squalor of Nigel's cockroach infested hovel...
Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed...

I now have her Tom-Tom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the software, and really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying, heartless, creature of the night.
All the other accessories are still in her car, so I hope they are happy living at Nigel’s together.

Therefore this auction is just for the Tom-Tom Go 700 itself...

I'm sure someone somewhere can make this work...

As an after thought...
There is no returns for this...I really don't want it back...

The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all proceeds will go to taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcohol, wine, women, and song...and if the price is right...maybe a curry to boot...

So please bid with confidence that all proceeds are for a very worthy cause...

Good Luck

I feel old now.

The year that I worked at Forbidden Planet as a Manager,
I remembered one day seeing the sky turn blood red, cats were barking and dogs were meowing…and in the vast distance of the ether there was a baby’s cry and then followed by another.

John and Edward Grimes came into this world, and Jedward was born.

I am sooooooooo Old!

Anniversary of 9/11

Over 3,000 people were killed in the 9/11 attacks.
That was 10 years ago today and since then we have had over 10,000 + deaths
including military and civilians on both sides of the global conflict on terror.
This war is stupid and we should not be involved in it, the real reason behind this conflict is for power and oil in the Middle East and the Western world wanting to own it all.

Adding Old Memories

The last week or two I have been editing my old blog entries and moving them over to this brand new blog so that I can have the ultimate Uber-Blog.

I have copied most of my old stuff from the following blogs-
Eternal Fool
Eternal Midnight
Last Knight
Dawn Mage
Orc Barbarian
Annwyfn
Have Dice, Will Do Battle
Headworld.

Now I have edited out some stuff that I don't want to read again and any previous comments that were made, But I have not closed down any of my old journals for memory sake.
I hope you will like travelling down my memory lane over the last several years of my crazy exploits.

Happy Reading!

Life Lessons Star Trek Taught Us

This week saw the 45th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek, the science fiction franchise that reflected the optimism of the space race and made science fiction mainstream years before George Lucas would manage to get Darth Vader to pant heavily. As a television show, it changed everything and taught the world many valuable lessons… like the ones we’re about to share with you.

The Hero Should Get The Girl – As Often As Possible
Doing the right thing may be a reward in and of itself, but it never hurts to sweeten the deal with lots of sexy alien ladies. Star Trek, unlike lesser shows, was unafraid to suggest that action isn’t its own reward, but action for a good cause could end up with an entirely different type of action as reward anyway.

Families Suck, Unless They’re The Families You Choose For Yourself
Another one in the slightly dysfunctional column, Star Trek is full of characters estranged from their families, yet fiercely protective and loyal to their crew. Trek was one of the first shows to not only deconstruct the atomic family at that time still inherent in American society, but also arguably the first to foreshadow the world that was to follow, where individuals created their own definitions of family.

Extras Are Entirely Expendable
Only Star Trek dared to make it explicitly clear that, if you don’t do something to stand out in a crowd, you will likely end up dead from some unbelievable threat sooner rather than later.

You Cannae Change The Laws of Physics (Unless It Suits Your Purposes)
As Scotty was fond of telling us, some things are just plain immutable – and yet, every week, the Enterprise managed to survive despite those unchangeable laws. Why? Lateral thinking (and some ropey psuedo-science, sure, but let’s stick to the point here). Star Trek taught us to never just accept things as they were, and to try and find the real life version of doing something funky with dilithium crystals.

Aliens Are Just Like Us, Apart From That Nose Thing
If ever there was a case of making a negative into a positive, it’s seeing how the low make-up budget of the various Treks turns into a lesson about how we’re all pretty much the same no matter what race we come from – Xenophobia be damned, Trek said, we’re just wrinkly-noses, funny-foreheads or pointy-ears away from all being exactly the same.

Patience Is A Virtue When Dealing With Alien Races
You might think that Star Trek only taught the value of conflict, but no – Look at The Next Generation, and the fact that the Klingons are now onboard the Enterprise, or Voyager‘s Borg crewmate, and realize that what Trek was really saying is “Just hold on, and your enemies will end up working with you because circumstances will cause you all to realize that there are even worse things out there waiting to screw you up.”

The Good Guys Always Win
The most important lesson of all. After all, even when the crew of the starship Enterprise lost – Say, for example, Spock dying – there would always be a happy ending somewhere down the line. As long as you were doing the right thing, Trek demonstrated, everything would turn out alright in the end

To Boldly Go...

45 years ago today,

Television and Science Fiction was changed forever as Star Trek was first broadcast.

Following the original series was -

Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
And Eleven Movies.

We shall never forget the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE NCC 1701.

Space: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life
and new civilizations,
to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Updated Photos

Anyway here are a few photos of Candy and Myself that we took recently.

Am I Weird?

Do you think I have a minor OCD condition when I just put all of the 202 items that was in my recycle bin in type order
(all the pics together, all the word docs together, etc)
so they can go to electronic heaven together as buddies,
or am I just weird?

Jedward Attack on Facebook

I had an interesting chat with an old friend on Facebook last night, about the Jedward twins being on Celebrity Big Brother.
Now I really like them and find them crazy but sweet young gentlemen who are very intelligent but yet innocent, and they are constantly getting attacked by people who hate them for stupid reasons.
Below is the Facebook status and following comments of several people, including myself.

Anita: I swear these idiot twins get more annoying with their stupid fake accent every day!! One word comes to mind but I'm too innocent to post it. Way too close for brothers!

Andy: Gay lovers

Adam: Defo

Herbert: WANKERS!!!

Andy: Half wits !

Marc: I cant stand the fucking twats !!! Kill the pair of them !

Jason Louis:
Wow such love for Jedward! What fake accent's? and of course they are close, they are twins! they have grown up in a close-knit family and they support each other. and everyone who is saying that they are gay is just stupid, why are they gay? is it because they are shy with women, is it because they are very sweet and nice and don't swear, drink, and do drugs like most of the British society who are quick to judge those who are different from them? they are 19yrs old and multi-millionaires, they have fun and they are innocent.

Anita: No Jason it's because they wash each other!!!

Anita: They’re Irish not American - okaaayyy

Jason Louis:
OMG! so what? have you ever washed Andy? has your mum ever washed you? so the whole point of them being gay is that they wash each other?!

Anita: I never said they were gay. My mum stopped washing me when I was old enough to hold the sponge myself and washing your husband or wife is totally different from washing your twin brother who is perfectly capable of washing himself.

Jason Louis:
I don't understand people's sheeple comments and getting on the bandwagon by dissing certain celebrity's. They are not everybody's cup of tea but to call them gay and wanting to kill them is bloody stupid.
Grow up people and open your eyes instead of following the herd.
Anyway as you can read, there are a lot of people out there who are just plain stupid.

18 Things you didn’t know about Firefly

CarSort's 18 Things You Didn't Know About Firefly Infographic

Questions about Were-Bears

Last year I emailed a gentleman about the homosexual links to were-bears and the reasons behind it as I was working on a character for a comic-book story that had a were-bear as one of the main character’s.
I had a very interesting response back which gave me lots of ideas.

Here is the original email I sent him and the reply back -

Hi,

I hope you don't mind me asking this question of you, but why does the Were-Bear link itself to Gays?
I'm only asking as I'm a budding Comic-book writer and I'm designing a were-bear character for my book
and I Googled the name, and I came upon your site - Papa Were-Bear Stories.

My character is going to be from a mythical race of bear like humanoids that I have named The Wood Walkers, and I've not thought about his sexual prefence.

I hope you can help me with my question,
All the best.

Jason Louis.
============================================================

Hmmm...

Good question Jason!

There really isn't an answer... I suppose.

I suppose there could be straight or bi were-bears but in my mind, in the universe I've made, offspring of a straight or bi were-bear and an ordinary human female would be carriers of the genes that make were-bears possible, but not be were-bears themselves. The female offspring would be carriers and the male offspring would be potential were-bears. Of course a were-bear mating with a female carrier are going to have male children that, upon reaching puberty, begin to transform.
The male child of a female carrier and an ordinary human male could have a child whose genes are activated by another were-bear male. They become 'expressed' because of his contact with other transformed were-bears and then the 'potential' were-bear becomes a 'transformed' were-bear.
Perhaps, you could have hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of 'potential' were-bears out there who don't transform because they've never encountered a transformed male to activate their genes.
It would be interesting to think that the beefy hairy gay men that form 'Bear' groups are some of those 'inactivated' were-bears and they unconsciously are seeking out a male to activate their genes, thus they're attracted to big hairy gruff men. :D)
This isn't exactly the way it is in my universe because I don't want to get too technical with it. The were-bears themselves don't know. It's a mystery I'd like to leave unwritten to let the reader speculate and think of 'why' on their own.


After all, weren't you just a tad disappointed when Lucas came up with that Midicholrian bullshit he pulled out of his ass to explain why some are more in tune with The Force than others? I liked it better when it was 'unknown'. It was mystical and that's sorta the way I want my were-bears to be. If you explain it, it takes a LOT of the wonder out of it.

I suppose the reason my Were-bears are gay or bi is that the thought of making love with an anthropomorphic bear kinda turns me on. I'm sure there are those out there that get turned on by werewolves and other 'shifters'. Certainly people are sexually attracted to vampires, witness the hoards of 'Sparkly Vampire' fans. :D)
For me, it's just something about the idea of being gently held in the arms of a strong bearish male and being made to feel safe by him. Feeling all that power clothed in soft fur and padded with a layer of bear fat.

I'm writing for me and you should write for you, because if it doesn't make you happy, it's not worth making. Satisfy yourself, others who are of like mind will follow and enjoy your work.
So, when you write your stories, write them as you see fit. Create you own universe with your own ideas of how were-bears or ursans or ursanoids should be. Give them the full range of sexuality, straight, bi and gay if that is what you want. Place stigmas about sexuality or don't. After all, at various times and places on this world being a member of the minority sexuality wasn't looked down on. It's rare, but it has happened. Humans tend to discriminate against that which is not the majority. We notice and are mostly afraid of that which is different (as a species not as individuals, mind you). It's sad, but true.

Good luck and I hope to see your comic for sale because even if the Bear-men aren't having hot male to male bear sex, I'm still going to enjoy the story if it's a good one.

Hugs!
Papa

It was a very nice response back and has helped me with some ideas that I have.

Celebrity Big Brother UK 2011

The Ultimate reality TV show returned in a blaze of glory on a brand new TV channel and sporting a brand new presenter.
Brian Dowling, himself a former contestant of BB and Ultimate BB has now become the new presenter replacing the delicious Davina McCall.
And after over a decade being shown on Channel 4, it has now moved to the new home of Channel 5, with a bigger budget and a massive advertising campaign.

CBB will be shown over the next three weeks and then have a ten week run with normal (?) housemates.

The following celebrity housemates are -

Kerry Katona - Media Personality.
Tara Reid - Actress.
Paddy Doherty - Former bare-knuckle fighter.
Amy Childs - star of the reality TV show “The Only Way is Essex”.
Darryn Lyons - Paparazzo.
Sally Bercow - Wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons.
Lucien Laviscount - Actor.
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff - Actress.
Bobby Sabel - Fashion Model.
Jedward - John & Edward are a musical duo.

It is an interesting bunch of celebrity’s and there are some that I like and some that I don’t.
I am hoping that Jedward wins the show as I really do like them and I don’t find them annoying like some people do.

DO YOU BELIEVE:

IN THE SUPERNATURAL:
Yes, I have encountered a lot of supernatural stuff over the years.

IN YOURSELF:
I try to, more now than I did before.

IN A HIGHER BEING:
Of sorts, but not what you class as “God” from the Bible.

IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:
No, Lust at first sight, yes.

IN SANTA CLAUS:
Yes, but not the Coca Cola version.

IN THE EASTER BUNNY:
Not really, I don’t know the mythology behind it.

IN LEPRECHAUNS/GNOMES:
Yes I do, as I think I have seen a Gnome for real.

IN GHOSTS:
Yes, as a former Paranormal Investigator I have encountered a lot of spooks.

IN MAGICK:
Yes, I have dipped into the world of magick and I am also a witch.

IN THE AFTERLIFE:
Yes I do.

DO YOU:

KNOW WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE:
I do now and I love them all.

WATCH ANY SOAPS:
Yes I do, Coronation Street and Emmerdale.

HAVE ANY PETS:
No, Not anymore. I had a budgie named Treacle, but she passed away.

CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN:
It’s our wedding anniversary, so we celebrate that, but as for proper Halloween, I don’t and as for Samhain, Not in a long time.

HAVE ANY SECRETS:
Lots, but none from my wife.

TRUST THIS GOVERNMENT:
Hell No!

HAVE ANY WEAPONS:
Yes, Lots! I have swords, axes, daggers, and a crossbow.

LIKE HORROR MOVIES:
Yes I do, even the cheesy ones.

LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:
I have always loved thunderstorms.

GET SCARED OF THE DARK:
Not so much now, I do believe that there is something in the dark, but it can kiss my butt!

SMOKE/DRINK:
I used to smoke a lot, but gave up when I met my wife and I don’t drink that much now.

SING AT RANDOM TIMES:
All the time now since I’ve been with Candy.

THIS OR THAT

HUGS OR KISSES: Both.

LOVE OR WAR: Love.

CHINESE OR INDIAN FOOD: Indian Food.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate.

DOG PERSON OR CAT PERSON: Both now.

ROMANCE OR SPONTANEOUS: Both.

WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES: Both are bloody scary.

CAKE - YES OR NO: Yes.

Car Banners of the Eclectic

I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.

Hail to the Sun God, He sure is a fun god, Ra, Ra, Ra!

You're just jealous cos all the voices are talking to me

Ankh if you love Isis!

That was Zen - this is Tao

Having a Laugh

Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems:
Pooh has an eating disorder,
Piglet suffers from anxiety,
Eeyore has major depression,
Tigger has ADHD,
Rabbit has OCD,
and Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him...


SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71.
Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes


A dying granny tells her granddaughter -
"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and £22,398,750.78 in cash."
The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook..."


Closet necrophiliacs:
Forever resisting the urge to crack open a cold one.


French military capacity was severely damaged today when it was announced that their biggest white flag factory burnt down.


You're about as much use as a sadomasochistic mute with a safe word.


A little girl walks into her parent’s bedroom one night, looks at her mother and screams "Holy Shit ".
"And you wanted to take me to the Doctors for sucking my thumb !"


I dream of a better world.....
Where chickens can cross the road without having the motives questioned


I'm such a prankster!
I stood motionless in Madame Tussaud's for around 20 minutes and had people smiling and pointing at me, whispering to each other, wondering if I was famous and who I was!
It was great until some bloke ruined it and said,
"Mate, stop fucking about. 2 adults and a child please".


Why did the chav cross the road?
I thought as I accelerated


I met my wife for coffee in town earlier.
She couldn't make her mind up, so I asked the waitress what she'd suggest. She said, "Mocha"
So in a whiney high pitched voice, I said,
"Ooh, I can't think of a fucking coffee because I'm a stupid bitch!"


TRANSFROMERS! Dyslexics in disguise!


Saw this ad whilst watching TV.
"Car Spotter! Just text your registration number and you'll get two messages about price and performance.”
I turned to my mate and said
"That's funny. Your mum works in exactly the same way."


Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One looks ashamed.
His friend asks him what's wrong.
He says, "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."


Easter and Halloween are my favourite holidays.
they both celebrate murder and chocolate.


So the rescue strategy for Libya is:
Get in; Blow shit up;
Ask someone else to take charge 'cos we've run out of ideas...
Anyone would think the Americans were in char... Oh.


I've tried loads of different sex positions, but in the end I always go back the basic missionary. There's something about being face to face with your lover and giving them a big snog that's just really satisfying. I just wish the sheep would feel the same way.


I was hanging with a couple of friends this morning when I thought, Suicide pacts aren't for me.


Apple's next overpriced & unnecessary product will be dedicated to those people who stand in queues for hours just to get one...
It's called the iDiot.


Lepers - taking the phrase 'LMAO' to a whole new level.


Steven Hawking is releasing a new single.
It's called - "Stair lift to Heaven"


Stephen Hawking got sent out of class because the teacher didn't like his tone.


Dwarves.. First to smell a fart and last to find out it's raining


Essex, the only place in the country where on Sunday morning,
the women have a higher sperm count than the men!


No Trains, no planes! UK: the only nation that runs more efficiently in a World War than in snow spell.


Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy rioting done, you'll read it in the sun, in Birmingham as it is in London, give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us for Looting, as we forgive those who give ASBOS against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the petrol bomb, the plunder & all its glories ,forever and ever...Safe, Jamal

TOP TEN LIST

COMIC BOOKS
Thunderbolts
Avengers (Before Brian Michael Bendis)
X-Force
Exiles
The Authority
Atomic Robo
Agents of Atlas
Fables
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Perhapanauts


SCI-FI TV SHOWS
Babylon 5
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Doctor Who
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Star Gate: SG1
Firefly
Angel
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Supernatural
Battlestar Galactica (The Original Series)


TV SHOWS
24
Spooks
Hustle
Shameless
NCIS
The Big Bang Theory
Midsomer Murders
The IT Crowd
The Mentalist
Castle


ANIMATED CARTOONS
Simpsons
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Avengers: Earth’s Mightest Heroes
Phineas and Ferb
Bob’s Burgers
Ben 10
Dungeons and Dragons
League of Super Evil
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
Wolverine and the X-Men


MOVIES
Empire Records
Tremors
The ‘Burbs
Serenity
Big Trouble in Little China
Dhoom 2
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Mallrats
Human Traffic
Dog Soldiers


SWORD & SORCERY MOVIES
Krull
Legend
Labyrinth
Princess Bride
Hawk the Slayer
LOTR Trilogy (it’s not cheating!)
Ladyhawke
Red Sonja
Conan the Destroyer
Dragonheart


SUPERHERO MOVIES
The Incredibles
Daredevil
Spiderman 2
X-Men 2
Fantastic Four 2: The Rise of the Silver Surfer
Batman Returns
Iron Man
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
The Shadow
The Phantom

Cheeky Photo

Now I am a huge fan of the actor Idris Elba from the TV series "Luther" and as I am very comfortable with my sexuality and find both men and women attractive and I find him very hot!
Not only is he a good actor but he is very nice on the eyes.

HAVE YOU EVER?

SEEN A GHOST: Lots of times.

BEEN IN A FIGHT: Yes a few times.

HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: Couple of times.

DID ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE REGRETED: Yes, quite a few things over the years.

BROKEN A PROMISE: Yes, Once.

FALLEN ASLEEP AT WORK/SCHOOL: Once at work in an office.

MET ANYONE THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE: Yes, The most important being my wife.

DONE A SICKIE: Hehehe Yes!

BEEN ABROAD: Nope, never.

CRIED AT A MOVIE/TV SHOW: I had somehing in my eye at the time…

HATED SOMEONE: I know It’s wrong, but yes I have.

BROKEN THE LAW: A few times, but never been caught.

HAD AN INJURY: Quite a few over the years.

HIDDEN ANYTHING FROM YOUR PARENTS: Yes.

MADE A PRANK CALL/TEXT: Yes a few times.

MADE A SNOW ANGEL: Never had that pleasure.

WISHED UPON A STAR: Lots of times.

BUILT A SAND CASTLE: Yes when I was 30yrs old.

TAKEN DRUGS: Yes I have.

KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX: Yes, Once.

THROWN UP FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH: Yes.

CHEATED WHILE PLAYING A GAME: Only against my dad as he always cheated.

BEEN LOST: Yes.

BEEN BEATEN UP: Yes a few times.

DUMPED SOMEONE VIA TEXT: Yes and she deserved it.

PLAYED CHICKEN: I used to play chicken with Buses.

CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP: Yes.

FIRED A GUN: Yes at a police firing range.

SANG KARAOKE: Yes.

WRITTEN A LETTER TO SANTA CLAUS: When I was a kid at school.

CLIMBED A TREE: I tried to.

MADE A BONFIRE: Samhain ritual at Willen Park 2003.

SAT ON A ROOF TOP: Kinda.

SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS: Yes.

TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS: Yep when I first got with Candy, She used to ring me up and chat for hours…and hours…

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age......
An application was for employment....
A program was a TV show....
A cursor used profanity...
A keyboard was a piano...
A web was a spider's home...
A virus was the flu...
A hard drive was a long trip on the road...
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...
And if you had a 3 inch floppy...
well, you just hoped nobody found out!!!!

A Candy Joke!!!

A Boy Dalek and a Girl Dalek
Are about to get married.
The Vicar Dalek says to them
“are you ready to take the plunge?”


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anniversary of my Dad’s Passing

10 years ago today, Charles Joseph Dominic Louis passed away in MK Hospital due to a wave of heart attacks and also suffering from a stroke.

He was a distant father and an enigma to me, many secrets he held that I may never find out.

In his career he was a Pilot for the Malaysian and British Royal Air Force and he also worked as a Radar operator in Northern Ireland. After leaving the service he became a Police Officer for the Thames Valley Police.

I will always miss and love him until the day of my passing.

22nd July 1931 to 6th April 2001.

It’s the End of the News

The British Newspaper - The News of the World is set to cease publishing as of today after 168 years of being one of the main papers of British culture.
Recently the newspaper has made it’s own headlines as it has been dogged by scandal after scandal due to the phone hacking claims of various showbiz stars, politicians, family’s of deceased soldiers from the war, the Royal Family, and the family’s of murdered children in the media.
It is a disgrace of what certain editors, journalists, and private investigators have done but the newspaper should not be the one to be punished.
In the last week, the paper has lost over 20+ advertisers and three people have been arrested, it has also turned out their has been corrupt police officers who have received bribes over news information and that archive internet e-mails have been deleted in their thousands at the HQ.
I will buy the final copy today and be sad over this demise of a once great publication that has been tainted by greed and illegal activities.

R.I.P.
The News of the World
1st October 1843 - 10th July 2011.

The Last Flight of a Dream

As of 8th July 2011, the final flight of the Space Shuttle ATLANTIS will leave the Earth to take it’s final trip to the International Space Station.

NASA will officially be no more.
No more space flights, no more visits to the Moon (which we stopped years ago), and no more looking down to Earth and feeling like a god.

From now on, all space flights and space exploration will be conducted by private corporations and other countries.
Even Richard Branson has gotten in on the act with his Virgin space shuttle which is been developed.

What is interesting is that on this date back in 1947, a UFO crash landed at Roswell, New Mexico.
Coincidence? I think not.

The Royal Wedding

The Royal Wedding of Prince William to Cathering Middleton took place at Westminster Abbey in London yesterday.
I’m not a huge fan of the Royal Family but I do wish them both every happiness in their lives together.

R.I.P. Sarah Jane Smith

Elisabeth Sladen passed away on 19th April 2011 aged 63 yrs old.
She was well known as the most loved companion to the Doctor in the TV show Doctor Who.
She had her own spin off series called The Sarah Jane Adventures.
From worlds beyond to limitless time your star will always shine in the hearts of your fans of past, present, and future.
Wherever you are, I hope you have endless adventures in your TARDIS with your special Sonic Lipstick and K-9 by your side.
R.I.P. Sarah Jane Smith. x

Thundering across the stars to save the universe from the Monster Minds.
Jayce searches for his father to unite the Magic Root and lead his Lightning League to victory over the changing form of Saw Boss.
Wheeled Warriors explode into battle - Lightning Strikes!

Anniversary of my Dad's Passing

10 years ago today, Charles Joseph Dominic Louis passed away in MK Hospital due to a wave of heart attacks and also suffering from a stroke.
He was a distant father and an enigma to me, many secrets he held that I may never find out.
In his career he was a Pilot for the Malaysian and British Royal Air Force and he also worked as a Radar operator in Northern Ireland. After leaving the service he became a Police Officer for the Thames Valley Police.
I will always miss and love him until the day of my passing.
22nd July 1931 to 6th April 2001.

THOR Movie

New poster for the movie Thor has been released, The trailer does look good and so does this teaser poster.

Red Skull Unleashed

A new picture has been released for the Captain America movie showcasing the big bad – Red Skull played by genre actor Hugo Weaving (Matrix, LOTR, V for Vendetta).
He looks amazing and scary…Looking forward to watching this film when it comes out.

R.I.P. Brigadier

Nicholas Courtney aka Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart of the science fiction series Doctor Who passed away on the 22nd Feb.
He was one of my favourite characters and a very lovely gentleman and will be missed by all fans of Doctor Who.
FIVE ROUNDS RAPID!!!

Human Torch

In the pages of the latest Fantastic Four comic, The Human Torch aka Johnny Storm died a heroic death by saving his family from the forces of evil in the Negative Zone.
A comicbook character’s death is not always a final one for them as more than likly they will come back when a new creative team takes over the book.
I vow that when I finally do my comic book, none of my characters will come back from the dead unless they are zombies!

R.I.P. WIZARD MAGAZINE

This week saw the demise of the once great Wizard Magazine,
First published back in 1991, I collected it on and off until about 2006 when I could no longer aquire a copy at my former local comicshop.
It will be sadly missed by many, but we all have the internet now where information on the world of the comicbook is fast and constantly updated, This is why I think the Magazine folded.