TODAY IN HISTORY

The Tunguska Event occurred in 1908.

TOP TEN FAMOUS WOMEN I FANCY

My ‘Brother’ Gabe made a list of women who he would like to kidnap in a non-bad way, basically who he fancied.
I agreed with most of his list, but this is mine, not to kidnap but whom I fancy.

Fairuza Balk
Jennifer Tilly
Jennifer Coolidge
Sigourney Weaver
Lena Headey
Kat Dennings
Roxanne Pallet
Zoey Deschanel
Alyson Hannagen
Billie Piper


But anyway this is only a wild fantasy and I have the real thing in my life,
my beautiful soul mate and best friend,
the lady I love, my darling wife Candy.

WHERE ARE THE FLYING CARS?

It is the curse of every SF fan to eventually live through and pass beyond the dates that are the waymarkers of SF.... 1984, 1999, 2001....

LOCAL PEOPLE

Candy on the bus coming back home from shopping texts me -
‘ok I know I can be a bit judgemental when it comes to chav’s but omg a skanky woman with baby and jailbait child on bus, woman just folded up bus ticket and cleaned her ears with it, then proceeded to take sexy photos of jailbait child on bus posing wearing only shorts and “I’m sweet and sexy” logo t-shirt.
I swear I’m on a different planet sometimes!
Help me Jay, they iz weird on this bus.’
I texted back -
‘set your phasers to stun, and be careful my sweet as it’s life Candy but not as we know it’

The Queen's Handshake

I can’t believe that our Queen is meeting that murdering scum Martin McGuinness,
basically she is congratulating him on killing the citizens of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
She is even going to shake hands with him.
Nice one ma’am.

Cameron

My new swear word for today is - TWATBAG!
The definition - Our PM being a complete idiot with his new benefit cutbacks and being so out of touch with citizens of this country.
This is going to cause more chaos, more homeless, more riots.
He has no fucking clue what it's like to be out of work when there are no jobs, being on disability benefit and being depressed, being homeless and hungry and feeling fucking useless.
Like I said he is a TWATBAG.

COMIC BOOK COOLNESS

Candy went to Forbidden Planet in Middlesbrough today
and she came back with comic books galore for me as a present.

Candy bought me the following -

AVX #6 (Avengers vs. X-Men).
Avengers Academy#32.
New Avengers#27.
Secret Avengers#28.
Dark Avengers#176.
Two copies of Previews (both old).
Baltimore: Dr. Leskovars Remedy #1.
Lobster Johnson: Burning Hands#2, 3, 4, 5.
2000AD#1784, 1785, 1786, 1787, 1788.

The Marvel comics were slightly confusing as I have not read any in years but I am going to get back into collecting The Avengers titles again.

R.I.P. CAROLINE JOHN

Caroline John (1940 – 5 June 2012)
Best known for her role as Liz Shaw,
Doctor Who’s (John Pertwee) companion.

R.I.P. BRIAN

Just been checking out the deaths on Wikipedia and to my shock I found out that Brian Hibbard has died (18th June).
He was the lead vocalist in the Flying Pickets, a very cool cappella band and I saw them live as a kid on holiday in Poole.
This is one of my favourite songs from the band.
R.I.P. Brain.