27 June 2012

LOCAL PEOPLE

Candy on the bus coming back home from shopping texts me -
‘ok I know I can be a bit judgemental when it comes to chav’s but omg a skanky woman with baby and jailbait child on bus, woman just folded up bus ticket and cleaned her ears with it, then proceeded to take sexy photos of jailbait child on bus posing wearing only shorts and “I’m sweet and sexy” logo t-shirt.
I swear I’m on a different planet sometimes!
Help me Jay, they iz weird on this bus.’
I texted back -
‘set your phasers to stun, and be careful my sweet as it’s life Candy but not as we know it’

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