5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can't buy you happiness,
but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name!

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again...

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them!

5. Alcohol never solved any problems, but neither has milk...