CARRY ON STARGATE

I got bored earlier and my HeadWorld came up with this -

If the Carry on Movies did the Stargate: SG1 series -

CARRY ON STARGATE -

Starring -
Terry Scott as General George Hammond
Sid James as Colonel Jack O’Neill
Barbara Windsor as Major Samantha Carter
Bernard Breslau as Teal’c
Charles Hawtrey as Dr. Daniel Jackson
Joan Sims as Dr. Janet Fraiser

Also Starring -
Kenneth Williams as Apophis (The Big Bad)
Hattie Jacques as Sha’re (Daniel’s Wife)
Jim Dale as Martouf (Tokra)

In an alternate universe somewhere, this could have happened.