18 March 2013

DOCTOR WHO SERIES 7 PART 1

The Bells of Saint John

The Doctor’s search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London,
where wifi is everywhere.
Humanity lives in a wifi soup. But something dangerous is lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them.
As Clara becomes the target of this insidious menace, the Doctor races to save her and the world from an ancient enemy.



The Rings Of Akhaten

Clara wants to see something awesome, so the Doctor whisks her off to the inhabited rings of the planet Akhaten, where the Festival of Offerings is in full swing.
Clara meets the young Queen of Years as the pilgrims and natives ready for the ceremony.
But something is stirring in the pyramid, and a sacrifice will be demanded.



Cold War

The Doctor and Clara land on a damaged Russian Submarine in 1983 as it spirals out of control into the ocean depths.
An alien creature is loose on board, having escaped from a block of Arctic ice. With tempers flaring and a cargo of nuclear weapons on board, it’s not just the crew but the whole of humanity at stake!



Hide

Clara and the Doctor arrive at Caliburn House, a haunted mansion sat alone on a desolate moor. Within its walls, a ghost hunting Professor and a gifted psychic are searching for the Witch of the Well.
Her apparition appears throughout the history of the building, but is she really a ghost? And what is chasing her?



13 March 2013

THE POPE IDOL WINNER IS...

This evening we had a new Pope of the Catholic Church come into power -
Pope Francis I
Formally known as Jorge Mario Bergoglio,
A native of Buenos Aires, Argentina.
He serves as the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.


12 March 2013

CARRY ON STARGATE

I got bored earlier and my HeadWorld came up with this -

If the Carry on Movies did the Stargate: SG1 series -

CARRY ON STARGATE -

Starring -
Terry Scott as General George Hammond
Sid James as Colonel Jack O’Neill
Barbara Windsor as Major Samantha Carter
Bernard Breslau as Teal’c
Charles Hawtrey as Dr. Daniel Jackson
Joan Sims as Dr. Janet Fraiser

Also Starring -
Kenneth Williams as Apophis (The Big Bad)
Hattie Jacques as Sha’re (Daniel’s Wife)
Jim Dale as Martouf (Tokra)

In an alternate universe somewhere, this could have happened.

28 February 2013

FAREWELL POPE NAZI

This evening Pope Benedict XVI stepped down from the Catholic church
as it's supreme overlord.
He cited ill health as his reason.

02 February 2013

28 January 2013

WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO

What I would love to do with some people on Facebook.


23 January 2013

AVENGERS TOYS

Candy has ordered two Avenger playsets for me at Argos.
The S.H.I.E..D. Helicarrier and the Quinjet.



CANDY SHOP

Candy has gone shopping to Northallerton to finish off what we could not last week.
I decided to stay at home as my legs are swollen and my back is hurting.
Candy won’t be too long shopping.

I told her to treat herself and me to prezzies,
so Candy is going to order some Avengers stuff for me at Argos and she will treat herself to a Netbook which she needs for her writing and artwork.

Candy misses using the internet as we have to share ‘DAVE’ our Laptop,
and often it’s me who uses it more often. lol

I really do miss her and worry about her when she goes out and she does the same about me staying at home on my own.
Since Nov 2004, we have only ever been apart when she goes out shopping for a short while
or when I was in hospital last year for a few weeks and even then the last week she stayed with me in my private room.
We are what you call Soulmates.
And I hope my friends have their own or will find one soon.

20 January 2013

BIRTHDAY DOCTOR

It's Tom Baker's Birthday today
The Fourth Doctor is 79 years young


19 January 2013

SNOW CANDY

Stokesley is dangerous!
Ice and snow all over the place but there is no grit or salt on the ground,
not even on the cobbles.
Candy slipped a few times as she was distracted by the snowflakes and texting me about it. Lol

18 January 2013

MY BIG DAY OUT

Yesterday I finally got my DLA sorted and was paid my backdated amount of money, we just need to get Candy’s carers allowance paid to us and then we should be back to normal and not be struggling again(fingers crossed).
We went shopping to Northallerton and we treated ourselves to some prezzies as we never celebrated our birthdays, our anniversary and Christmas last year.
I did feel a bit guilty in buying stuff for us as we have not done so in such a long time but Candy reminded me that we deserved it after the last year of crapstorm we have both had.
We had a meal at the Durham Ox pub and I had an amazing cheese burger, chips, and onion rings which is a meal I’ve not had in a very long time and I have missed eating onion rings, Candy had hunters chicken with salad which she enjoyed.
As we were eating our meal, our landlord texted me wanting to know what time and where to meet us to pick up the rent.
So Candy met him to hand over our rent money and he ‘forgot’ to give us his account details for any future payments, he did say he would email me last night, but so far nothing.
(Dodgy Git!)
After our meal we went over to Argos to order some stuff to be delivered as we needed a vacuum cleaner and packing boxes.
Whilst we were there, I treated Candy to some My Little Pony stuff as she collects the toys and I bought myself a new mobile phone. It only cost me £9.99 and it is a small standard purple phone with text only, nothing fancy, no apps, no internet or camera. Which is how I like it.
It is smaller than a Star Trek Communicator!
I was feeling tired at this point as I had not been out in months and my back and legs stiffed up and was causing me lots of pain, so we went to Wilkensons for me to sit down and Candy did some more shopping.
At this point it had gone 4pm and I was in so much pain so instead of getting a bus home we ordered a taxi which cost us £30 but it was almost worth it as I had trouble getting my legs in and out and I hurt my left leg so much that it started to bleed, so Candy had to change my bandages.
It was not the taxi drivers fault, it was due to me having mobility issues and not being in a car for over a year.
It was both a good and bad day and I did get frustrated with myself for not being able to do lots and go to more shops but seeing that it has been the first time I’ve been out in over 7 months and not been shopping in over a year, I think I did okay.
I am going to try again next week to go back to Northallerton as I need to buy some books from Waterstones, buy lots more make-up at Boots for Candy and treat her to more clothes and check out the Blockbusters there before they close.