09 April 2014
SUNDAY CRISIS
I had a pretty bad weekend just gone. On Sunday at about 9:05am in the morning I had a seizure and Candy rang up the emergency service and it took them about 20 minutes to get me back to semi-normal.
I have no memory of most of Sunday which Candy is glad about, she was really scared. I even bit down hard on my tongue that the teeth marks are still visible.
I was rushed to James Cook Hospital as I was diagnosed with a chest infection and I had an x-ray which they could not find anything wrong with me, so I was monitored and given lots of anti-biotics.
My lower back got damaged due to having the fit, and it still hurts now, I think I must have twisted some muscles.
I was discharged around 7:30pm-ish on Monday evening.
They could not find anything wrong with me but I have been referred to a seizure clinic to see if it is anything serious/long term.
I do need to see my GP about my so-called infection as the doctors in the hospital could not find anything to cause it.
I admit I am a bit scared about this and I did scare my Candy, which I have said sorry and I’d promised not to do that again!
Candy is now watching me like a hawk, even more so than she did before!
01 October 2013
28 September 2013
WHAT TO DO?
Being that the café is closed at the weekend in the hospital, I have no idea what to about food.
Candy is off to Morrisons this morning to get some sausage rolls and chicken bites,
etc for breakfast/lunch/dinner for today which should be alright but tomorrow I don’t know what to do as Candy can not afford the taxi fare as it is £25 both ways (£50 for the day in travelling).
Now the food here that they provide on the ward is barely edible,
it would be either cold, lots of fat on the meat based product, or it would look grey!
Now Candy could buy two lots of food today for tomorrow as well which is okay, but she won’t get to see me tomorrow.
I know she will go stir crazy over that and so will I but she could spend the time continuing packing up the stuff in the flat!
Now how do I convince her about this?
Answers on a postcard please.
lol
Candy is off to Morrisons this morning to get some sausage rolls and chicken bites,
etc for breakfast/lunch/dinner for today which should be alright but tomorrow I don’t know what to do as Candy can not afford the taxi fare as it is £25 both ways (£50 for the day in travelling).
Now the food here that they provide on the ward is barely edible,
it would be either cold, lots of fat on the meat based product, or it would look grey!
Now Candy could buy two lots of food today for tomorrow as well which is okay, but she won’t get to see me tomorrow.
I know she will go stir crazy over that and so will I but she could spend the time continuing packing up the stuff in the flat!
Now how do I convince her about this?
Answers on a postcard please.
lol
27 September 2013
THE TOILET ADVENTURES OF JASON!
I just had the worse hour in a while.
My stomach just went crazy and I needed to rush to the toilet,
I almost fell to the floor whilst I was transferring from the bed to my wheelchair and I really banged the underside of Mavis. (right stump),
I then tried to get into the small bathroom whilst banging the sink basin and the disabled handles and then I almost fell off again when I was getting on the toilet seat.
Flipping Eck!
Anyway I managed everything else without incident and I’m back on my bed being comforted by watching Hollyoaks.
Phew!!!
My stomach just went crazy and I needed to rush to the toilet,
I almost fell to the floor whilst I was transferring from the bed to my wheelchair and I really banged the underside of Mavis. (right stump),
I then tried to get into the small bathroom whilst banging the sink basin and the disabled handles and then I almost fell off again when I was getting on the toilet seat.
Flipping Eck!
Anyway I managed everything else without incident and I’m back on my bed being comforted by watching Hollyoaks.
Phew!!!
17 September 2013
02 September 2013
ULTRON UNLEASED
The actor named James Spader has been cast as the voice and possible motion capture avatar of the robotic super-villain ULTRON!
in the upcoming superhero movie AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON.
SUPER SUNDAY
We had a rather exciting afternoon today, as we were going through a corridor downstairs,
the fire alarms started going off and all the shutters started to close down on the Jewellers, Costa Coffee, and WHSmith.
Everybody started to evacuate in the surrounding area (Yellow Zone)
and it was quite frightening as we had no idea what was happening.
Even the fire brigade turned up and marched in like a force of nature.
We all stayed outside for at least 40 mins before going back in and Candy asked a lady from Costa what happened and it turned out that someone broke a glass cabinet in the jewellers and the alarm was set off.
Which on it’s own sounded very weird and not right.
I shall check out the gossip grapevine tonight or tomorrow for further details.
the fire alarms started going off and all the shutters started to close down on the Jewellers, Costa Coffee, and WHSmith.
Everybody started to evacuate in the surrounding area (Yellow Zone)
and it was quite frightening as we had no idea what was happening.
Even the fire brigade turned up and marched in like a force of nature.
We all stayed outside for at least 40 mins before going back in and Candy asked a lady from Costa what happened and it turned out that someone broke a glass cabinet in the jewellers and the alarm was set off.
Which on it’s own sounded very weird and not right.
I shall check out the gossip grapevine tonight or tomorrow for further details.
28 August 2013
WEIGHT LOSS
Since I have been in hospital now for 10 weeks I have lost 6 stone in weight and 4 stone in the loss of my legs.
I weigh now 17.5 stone, when I arrived here I was nearly 27 stone.
Pretty good except the loss of my legs.
Plenty of exercise, and not eating the crap food that they serve has done me some good.
I do eat one meal a day and that has always been something decent from the restaurant downstairs.
I weigh now 17.5 stone, when I arrived here I was nearly 27 stone.
Pretty good except the loss of my legs.
Plenty of exercise, and not eating the crap food that they serve has done me some good.
I do eat one meal a day and that has always been something decent from the restaurant downstairs.
INSULIN BE GONE!
Well so far it has been 5 weeks since I stopped taking my Insulin Injections
and 10 weeks since I stopped taking my Metaformin tablets
and my sugar levels have now levelled between 5-9
now with a spike of above 10+ whenever I eat Fish or have sugar in my cornflakes or coffee.
So it looks like I have my Diabetes in recession now
but I will still need to speak to someone from the Diabetic team to find out more.
I’m really pleased about this outcome,
I think I deserve some good luck coming my way and this might just be part of it.
and 10 weeks since I stopped taking my Metaformin tablets
and my sugar levels have now levelled between 5-9
now with a spike of above 10+ whenever I eat Fish or have sugar in my cornflakes or coffee.
So it looks like I have my Diabetes in recession now
but I will still need to speak to someone from the Diabetic team to find out more.
I’m really pleased about this outcome,
I think I deserve some good luck coming my way and this might just be part of it.
24 August 2013
THE NEW BATMAN
The actor who will play the new Batman in the upcoming movie -
Superman vs. Batman which is due out in 2015 has been named as Ben Affleck
who played another superhero in a Marvel movie -
Daredevil.
Now the choice for Batman has not gone down well for the fan boys,
and I admit he is not my first choice for the Caped Crusader.
I would have picked a British actor, someone like Richard Armitage.
I wonder if Matt Damon will play Robin?
Hahaha
Superman vs. Batman which is due out in 2015 has been named as Ben Affleck
who played another superhero in a Marvel movie -
Daredevil.
Now the choice for Batman has not gone down well for the fan boys,
and I admit he is not my first choice for the Caped Crusader.
I would have picked a British actor, someone like Richard Armitage.
I wonder if Matt Damon will play Robin?
Hahaha
23 August 2013
THE WITCHBINDER SERIES
I have just started writing ideas and intro notes for an upcoming story idea I have called The WitchBinder Series.
The main character of the book is named Oakly Roberts who is a WitchBinder
on a quest to defend his world from the forces of the evil witches that have invaded.
I still have not worked out how the story comes out,
either as a novel or a comic book or both!
Candy loves what I’ve written so far,
Well she loves everything I write and my ideas.
The main character of the book is named Oakly Roberts who is a WitchBinder
on a quest to defend his world from the forces of the evil witches that have invaded.
I still have not worked out how the story comes out,
either as a novel or a comic book or both!
Candy loves what I’ve written so far,
Well she loves everything I write and my ideas.
20 August 2013
OUR FATHER IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW
Before going to my operation I tried to be calm
and I thought about saying the Lord’s Prayer to ease my mind,
and you know what?
I could not think what the words were,
I could only say the first few words and that was it.
I was shocked as I was a former Roman Catholic and knew my prayers back to front.
Maybe it was a sign from God that I did not need his help?
and I thought about saying the Lord’s Prayer to ease my mind,
and you know what?
I could not think what the words were,
I could only say the first few words and that was it.
I was shocked as I was a former Roman Catholic and knew my prayers back to front.
Maybe it was a sign from God that I did not need his help?
04 August 2013
THE NEXT DOCTOR!
The 12th Doctor has finally been revealed and it is Peter Calpadi.
He will take over the role of the Doctor from Matt Smith
when he bows out in the Christmas special this year.
Doctor Who will be shown on Christmas Day 2013.
He will take over the role of the Doctor from Matt Smith
when he bows out in the Christmas special this year.
Doctor Who will be shown on Christmas Day 2013.
03 May 2013
MY 38TH BIRTHDAY!!!
It's my Birthday and woohoo!
I don't really enjoy my birthday as I don't have much to celebrate and I'm mostly depressed all the time.
Last year I spent my birthday in Hospital which I hated and I thought things would be different now
but It is the same, I am in so much pain at the moment with my feet that it is making me cry and shout out in pain.
I have cried so much this week in pain and I am so fed up.
The best birthday I have had was my 30th which Candy whisked me off to Whitby for a mini caravan break.
I really enjoyed myself then, I was not in pain nor was I ill with my legs, etc.
Candy is trying her best to make me happy and I really do love her.
I got quite a few birthday messages from friends on Facebook.
I don't really enjoy my birthday as I don't have much to celebrate and I'm mostly depressed all the time.
Last year I spent my birthday in Hospital which I hated and I thought things would be different now
but It is the same, I am in so much pain at the moment with my feet that it is making me cry and shout out in pain.
I have cried so much this week in pain and I am so fed up.
The best birthday I have had was my 30th which Candy whisked me off to Whitby for a mini caravan break.
I really enjoyed myself then, I was not in pain nor was I ill with my legs, etc.
Candy is trying her best to make me happy and I really do love her.
I got quite a few birthday messages from friends on Facebook.
23 April 2013
18 April 2013
ANNIVERSARY OF (ALMOST) DEATH
One year ago today (18/04/12) I ended up in hospital with Kidney failure and my Heart rate dropping to a low 20, so much so that it needed defibrillating,
I was knocking on death’s door to see if they had any room and I scared the shit out of my Candy because of it,
She would not leave my side in the Hospital which I was grateful for.
I was hooked up to so many wires and machines including a Dialysis machine.
It was very scary and for the first few days I had no memory of what happened to me,
all I could remember was when the ambulance crew arrived and they had to strap me to a chair to carry me downstairs, all I was doing was apologising for being heavy.
I was in Hospital for just 9 days and I made an amazing recovery which was noted by the Doctors and the Physiotherapist.
Interesting times!
I was knocking on death’s door to see if they had any room and I scared the shit out of my Candy because of it,
She would not leave my side in the Hospital which I was grateful for.
I was hooked up to so many wires and machines including a Dialysis machine.
It was very scary and for the first few days I had no memory of what happened to me,
all I could remember was when the ambulance crew arrived and they had to strap me to a chair to carry me downstairs, all I was doing was apologising for being heavy.
I was in Hospital for just 9 days and I made an amazing recovery which was noted by the Doctors and the Physiotherapist.
Interesting times!
18 March 2013
DOCTOR WHO SERIES 7 PART 1
The Bells of Saint John
The Doctor’s search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London,
where wifi is everywhere.
Humanity lives in a wifi soup. But something dangerous is lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them.
As Clara becomes the target of this insidious menace, the Doctor races to save her and the world from an ancient enemy.
The Rings Of Akhaten
Clara wants to see something awesome, so the Doctor whisks her off to the inhabited rings of the planet Akhaten, where the Festival of Offerings is in full swing.
Clara meets the young Queen of Years as the pilgrims and natives ready for the ceremony.
But something is stirring in the pyramid, and a sacrifice will be demanded.
Cold War
The Doctor and Clara land on a damaged Russian Submarine in 1983 as it spirals out of control into the ocean depths.
An alien creature is loose on board, having escaped from a block of Arctic ice. With tempers flaring and a cargo of nuclear weapons on board, it’s not just the crew but the whole of humanity at stake!
Hide
Clara and the Doctor arrive at Caliburn House, a haunted mansion sat alone on a desolate moor. Within its walls, a ghost hunting Professor and a gifted psychic are searching for the Witch of the Well.
Her apparition appears throughout the history of the building, but is she really a ghost? And what is chasing her?

The Doctor’s search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London,
where wifi is everywhere.
Humanity lives in a wifi soup. But something dangerous is lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them.
As Clara becomes the target of this insidious menace, the Doctor races to save her and the world from an ancient enemy.
The Rings Of Akhaten
Clara wants to see something awesome, so the Doctor whisks her off to the inhabited rings of the planet Akhaten, where the Festival of Offerings is in full swing.
Clara meets the young Queen of Years as the pilgrims and natives ready for the ceremony.
But something is stirring in the pyramid, and a sacrifice will be demanded.
Cold War
The Doctor and Clara land on a damaged Russian Submarine in 1983 as it spirals out of control into the ocean depths.
An alien creature is loose on board, having escaped from a block of Arctic ice. With tempers flaring and a cargo of nuclear weapons on board, it’s not just the crew but the whole of humanity at stake!
Hide
Clara and the Doctor arrive at Caliburn House, a haunted mansion sat alone on a desolate moor. Within its walls, a ghost hunting Professor and a gifted psychic are searching for the Witch of the Well.
Her apparition appears throughout the history of the building, but is she really a ghost? And what is chasing her?

13 March 2013
THE POPE IDOL WINNER IS...
This evening we had a new Pope of the Catholic Church come into power -
Pope Francis I
Formally known as Jorge Mario Bergoglio,
A native of Buenos Aires, Argentina.
He serves as the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.
Pope Francis I
Formally known as Jorge Mario Bergoglio,
A native of Buenos Aires, Argentina.
He serves as the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.
12 March 2013
CARRY ON STARGATE
I got bored earlier and my HeadWorld came up with this -
If the Carry on Movies did the Stargate: SG1 series -
CARRY ON STARGATE -
Starring -
Terry Scott as General George Hammond
Sid James as Colonel Jack O’Neill
Barbara Windsor as Major Samantha Carter
Bernard Breslau as Teal’c
Charles Hawtrey as Dr. Daniel Jackson
Joan Sims as Dr. Janet Fraiser
Also Starring -
Kenneth Williams as Apophis (The Big Bad)
Hattie Jacques as Sha’re (Daniel’s Wife)
Jim Dale as Martouf (Tokra)
In an alternate universe somewhere, this could have happened.
If the Carry on Movies did the Stargate: SG1 series -
CARRY ON STARGATE -
Starring -
Terry Scott as General George Hammond
Sid James as Colonel Jack O’Neill
Barbara Windsor as Major Samantha Carter
Bernard Breslau as Teal’c
Charles Hawtrey as Dr. Daniel Jackson
Joan Sims as Dr. Janet Fraiser
Also Starring -
Kenneth Williams as Apophis (The Big Bad)
Hattie Jacques as Sha’re (Daniel’s Wife)
Jim Dale as Martouf (Tokra)
In an alternate universe somewhere, this could have happened.
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